The 2012 Apocalypse
by Kebope Bwana
“The United Nation’s goal is to reduce population selectively by encouraging abortion, forced sterilization, and control human reproduction, and regards two-thirds of the human population as excess baggage, with 350,000 people to be eliminated per day.”
Jacques Cousteau, UNESCO Courier, November 1991
Whether it is true or not that our mother (or step-mother, if you don’t really go with the Darwin monkey theory) Earth is overpopulated (think of the huge Australian uninhabited plains, or Russia’s vast unpopulated territories, or New Zealand with its four million people against two hundred million sheep ratio), but the idea is certainly set in stone in the minds of the powers that be (read Judeo-Masons). There’re too many people for them and they probably are sort of tired (and sick) of having to hear every day they go public, that there are people dying in Africa, and that the Chinese and Korean are too cramped and do not have the commodity of letting out a fart and not having anyone smell it. And so, the natural reaction, the zoological one, is to get rid of the human excess by advocating abortion and sterilization, and unleashing a war now and then (well, why not? — war is not only good for economy and is something to draw quick profits from, but also is what brings people, the sort of human cattle, together and makes them work hard to build up and go through the “war” crisis, and regard the murdered ones as heroes or almost holy sufferers, and all the war effects, bundled together, generally come as good distraction from other problems, like, for example, the 2012 Apocalypse). That’s the simple decision when there are too many people. — Kill them. Don’t dig deep, go simple. Why would anyone invent the wheel, right?
The truth is, by the way, that the Earth is NOT overpopulated. Look around you, certainly there could be squeezed another ten to twenty people, right? There are also private territories with post-no-bills and no-trespassing signs that could take as much as tens of thousands of human beings of any race, age, sex, size. The Earth today can’t really be overpopulated if you think reasonably.
Some times when I wake up at two or three o’clock in the morning to fix a drink and the fridge is empty, I wander out in the streets, in the dark, and there’s nobody out there. Just nobody, not even stray dogs. There are times when I keep walking for an hour or two without meeting even a homeless guy. The only people I see on those nights are an old insomniac red-eyed sales lady in the local bottle-shop and a utility man with the illegal immigrant status sleeping on a table next to the lady. And I live in one of the largest megalopolises of the world. How overpopulated is that, huh?
Now, on the verge of the global collapse and in the grim shadow of 2012 (which is not grim at all for a whole bunch of people, the failing and decaying personalities, and alcoholics, and junkies, people who have no mortgage commitments or credits, no children, or things to look forward to; these are hilarious times actually) it really is difficult to determine what was the convincing point in the whole overpopulation theory that we, representatives of the non-Judeo-Masonic world and other common folk, bought it. When did we start believing in it? And why? Was it because bearded men in nice and expensive suits and sometimes wearing horn-framed glasses, men with scientific degrees and much indecipherable way of talking said so and then the media picked it up? Or was it because the whole overpopulation thing played to one of our great fears of losing private space and — more importantly — losing all the natural resources and thus having no future for our children (well, that bit about children does not hold valid for me, or any other person in the Doomsday Dept staff, but anyway)? We can’t really say now.
What we can say, however, is that it is not overpopulation but the global consumerism that is eating up the Earth. The American consumerism in particular, because that’s where (and that’s how too) the whole globalization process started. Also, it would be absolutely unfair (and wrong) to put all or any blame on the Americans, so we blame the Jews and Judeo-Masons in particular. Globalization is chiefly characterized by incredible excess. It was all fine when it started a bit more than half a century ago, but from that time and up until now many people affected by consumerism (in a good way; what we mean here is the ones who live in civilized countries and have disposable income) got used to it, and the whole infrastructure of the world is built around it, and laws protect it, and we have small businesses and large corporations, all producing pretty much the same products but with different tags on them, the products they need to put in bright shiny packing, and deliver (one needs oil, drilled from finite sources), and sell (one needs all sorts of advertising campaigns with large posters and a multitude of flyers, all coming at the expense of trees) etc. The spread of globalized consumerism sucked in like a black hole so many people that they have very little or plain nothing to do with the Judeo-Masons; the process just can’t be stopped. Whereas it was initiated by the all time evil, today it’s all over the world, and so on the surf of terrifying and incredible excess we do have people who consume too much (including myself, by the way). And that’s actually what is driving the Earth to annihilation.
And that is also why the Judeo-Masons with their zoological and strictly pragmatic way of life organization feel like slaying masses of unnecessary people rather than trying to do something different. If anything different can be done now. If it’s not too late today, end of year 2008, four years before the Apocalypse.
Because today we annually extract more than one hundred billion tons of minerals from the Earth, smelt more than eight hundred million tons of metals, apply more than five hundred million tons of fertilizers and around three million tons of different insecticides, one third of which gets washed down and ends in the oceans or in the atmosphere. And that’s the least source of pollution to worry about, because you do know about holes in the ozone layer, and how the humvee exhaust pipes pollute the air (and how the electrocar project was killed) and things like that, and we are depleting the Earth (and you already know this and bla bla bla bla bla and yayayayaya), and the process is way out of hand, can’t be stopped, there’s nothing we can do, and we are already past the point of no return, which is on a much smaller scale similar to not pulling out of your young, breathing deeply and lost in pleasure (and approaching orgasm, maybe, who knows) girlfriend, not pulling out and then twenty years later, on a Monday morning, at breakfast, before going to the job you hate to get money for the children you deep down in your heart don’t really care about, responding to the same person’s (who is your old wife now) everyday say, “Could you pass me the butter, darling?” with, “Thanks for ruining my life, bitch”. You know it’s too late.
But! — There’s good news! The Earth isn’t going to wait for us to finish raping it. No. It’s going to shake us off in 2012, so Greenpeace and others should just go have some rest, sip daiquiris and throw empty Bacardi bottles wherever they want, because no matter how hard you try you can’t overpollute Earth in four years, and then it’ll all be over, so what the hell anyway.
To think that our Earth, this great big (NOT overpopulated) planet, that gave us birth (well, this may be doubtful, because it was long time ago and there are theories) or at least has been nurturing us for millions of years will suffer from the parasites that we are and will not do anything about it, will not finish us when the time comes (soon), well, this is as ridiculous as it is egotistical and obnoxious. The Greenpeace people and their kin thinking that they — two legs, two arms, five and a half feet tall average — can save the Earth... They should all be just put in a mental asylum, because they suffer from the worst possible case of egomania, which is more serious and insane than the one of Hitler (at least Hitler wanted to reign over people of the Earth, not the Earth itself).
So, there are things people can’t control, or escape. Things that are more realistic than the depletion of the Earth’s resources. The hilarious things. (For it would be such a big treat to watch the fish-heads and boiled onion heads perish, and see their everyday dreams like raising children, and paying out mortgage money, and going to Dane Cook shows, and millions of other things perish.)
Anyway...
The 2012 Water Catastrophe, the Judaic “Noah’s Ark”
Quite a number of experts predict, among other things, that in 2012 there would be a great water catastrophe that’ll wash off of the face of the Earth more than half of the mankind. And I personally find great joy in believing it.
Version One. The Earth today is already undergoing the climate change, and the global warming is taking the ever more increasing and faster pace every hour, so the fine prediction is that by 2012 it will reach the critical point. The Northern Hemisphere will be affected by it the most (well, because it’s North, obviously). The water level, as much as it’s been raising in the recent years (and keeps going up today), will become ever greater and be as close to the prehistoric — well, pre-anything — times as it’s ever been in billions of years. Right about the same time the great catastrophe in the northern part of the Atlantic Ocean will happen, which will be much similar in the act but terrifyingly greater in scale to the December 2004 earthquake in the Indian Ocean that produced the disastrous tsunami bringing damage to and taking away huge numbers of human lives in countries on the Indian Ocean shore.
In the northern Atlantic Ocean, right in the middle between North America and Europe there’s the so called tectonic fissure that will, according to many predictions, produce a tremendous earthquake that will result in an abnormally huge tsunami that can’t be compared to anything ever happened in the history of the civilized world.
Tsunami, by the way, is basically a bunch of sea waves caused by an upwards or downwards shift of vast areas of the ocean floor as a result of underwater earthquake. The main difference between a tsunami and waves caused by plain wind (no matter how strong the wind is) is in that a tsunami is not local as it affects the whole mass of water from the floor to the surface (whereas wind only ripples the surface). An average tsunami spreads with the speed of around seven hundred miles per hour and is approximately twenty feet high. Which is not high enough to be scary. But when the tsunami reaches the shore, the speed drastically reduces and the waves shoot up in size to as much as one hundred and sixty feet.
This means that if there is an earthquake of at least the same strength in the northern Atlantic Ocean as it happened in the Indian Ocean in 2004, then the ocean floor will agitate the mass of water that is no less than four miles high. The resulting tsunami (inevitable) will rush at the full speed of an intercontinental airliner to the shores of North America and Western Europe. Once reaching the shores the tsunami will break in waves that are up to a mile high.
These Cyclopean waves will destroy the British Isles, the shores of France and Spain, and the East coast of the USA.
Version Two. An asteroid will hit the northern Atlantic Ocean. Not far from the Earth (even around it, in astronomical measures, of course) there are hundreds of space bodies floating around, the prediction of the trajectory of which is a next to impossible task. What is easy to foresee, however, is that any solar activity fluctuation will change the floating orbit of such bodies and at least one of them will hit the Earth, producing the same kind of tsunami as described in Version One. Fun.
What if the Earth goes with two blows straight, making the best both of the ocean earthquake and the asteroid, what a nice finishing combination, a deadly knock-out. Double fun.
Whoever survives will die in the dark and grim sorrow of the end of the days.
But that’s not what the Judeo-Masons have on their minds. Well, not entirely. As pragmatic as they are, they mostly rely on the occultism and probably something they’ve learned from the Bible and other holy books they have. How do I know? Well, read on...
Remember the “floating city”, or the “freedom ship”, or the “freedom city” — all the three names refer to one great and evidently failing project of building an equivalent of the Noah’s Ark.
Freedom City, the largest ship in the history of the Earth that was going to be built by a consortium of sixty European and American companies. (It still is going to be built according to the CEO, CTO and the founder, and whoever else he is, of the project — Norman Nixon.) Freedom City was going to be approximately 1300 feet long, 800 feet wide and rise almost 380 feet above the water level. The displacement tonnage would be three millions. The estimated cost of the vessel was going to be around eleven billion dollars. Freedom City would be able to take onboard one hundred and eight thousand passengers and be powered by ten engines operating on nuclear energy. This technologically advanced ark was going to be built by year 2009 or 2010. But it was not, due to various reasons, the main of which, probably, was that the investors (well, let’s put it straight, the rich Jews) could not agree on the financial issues, which is pretty typical, right? — Thinking of the unsecured money in the shadow of 2012. Probably, I don’t know. No matter, why the project started to fail, the fall of the Lehman Brothers definitely finished it, causing the 2012 tsunami type financial crisis all over the world.
What exactly is Freedom City? With such Leviathan proportions, can the vessel really be commercially viable? No, never. Do people that are behind the companies that agreed to invest millions amounting to billions of US dollars in the project know anything about money? Oh yes, they do. They absolutely do.
Why would an ocean vessel even of such monstrous proportion have nuclear energy to operate? The answer is simple — nuclear energy provides it with autonomy. Or would provide were the ship built. And I personally really regret that it wasn’t.
What were they hoping for when they were going into the project and investing money? Did they really think that the money they had would let them build this enormous ship, hypocritically call it Freedom City, and live there all cushy and in style while the rest of the world would be dying in the 2012 Water Catastrophe? Remember, that out in the ocean the waves would be no higher than twenty feet and the ship could certainly deal fine with this. It would be only the ones left on the shore that would be facing the imminent and horrible tsunami death.
Did they really think that as the superior and “chosen” ones (and the richest) they could pull the Noah trick, float around and then come back to the shore once the crisis was over (in 2013 maybe), unload their gold and platinum savings and live happily? Who would they have work for them? Whom would they enslave? And how retrograde do they have to be anyway to rely on the Bible stories in the 21st century? Ah, there are just too many questions to answer, and no reasonable human being would probably want the answers, because the Freedom City is so absurd, that I sincerely regret that the project failed. But it is a direct evidence to that the richest of the world have gone absolutely insane, beyond any reason, in the face of the 2012 Apocalypse.
Other 2012 Things to Worry About
There are other things to worry about (for people who worry).
It’s impossible (at least for me) to say what really started the end of the days reaction that will erupt in 2012. This could be that the mankind, being clearly separated in two opposing groups: the evil (you know, the pragmatic money whores) and the ignorant (which is an umbrella for lots of different yet in a sense the same people — the weak ones, the educated pussies who never had enough guts to stand up to the evil ones, the dumb working folk, the ones who don’t care, the ones who hope Jesus will come and save them, and many others). But it could be true that the time has come and there’s something that thinks the time has come — not a higher conscience that is, not in the stupid theological sense at least, — but something of a more zoological sense, similar, for example, to when a human body starts producing antibodies to kill the evil parasites within it, pure primitive, zoological and uncontrollable action. In this sense, it could be that the Earth is trying to shake us all off, because enough is enough, and even though the majority of the population’s been suffering their entire lives, this was the type of passive suffering and therefore they will die just like the Judeo-Masons and the powers that be and other rich fucks, they will perish, be nullified for not being able to fight for the healthier world (which is a much doubtful idea anyway), for not winning and adapting to the absurdly wrong infrastructure of the world as it is today.
So, no matter what behind the Apocalypse is and whether it is a direct result of that the human beings failed to be whatever obnoxious ideas they had in their minds about themselves, there is quite a number of Apocalypse scenarios that even the Jews with all the money they have and the plagiarized (and failed) Noah’s Ark cannot do anything about.
So, here are the scenarios.
1. The Water Catastrophe that will surprisingly enough hit in the middle of and bring most damage to the populated (but not intellectual) center of the Judeo-Masonic world.
2. The Solar Radiation. Ever since the Sun has been scientifically observed starting from the year 1610, when Galileo invented the telescope, it has been found that the Great Shining Yellow Planet’s been going through eleven year cycles in its activity, radiating power. Over any given eleven-year cycle the Sun would go from the lowest solar activity to the maximum one and then back to minimum. The previous cycle was supposed to end in 2005, the year when the Sun had to be throwing out the next to nothing radiation, the lowest one. Instead, ever since the last cycle’s activity peak the Sun has only been getting crueler. It broke all the eleven-year cycle rules and is not heading back, it is not going to come down, and it only keeps growing ever stronger and violent. The critical point that’ll break any records as well as any human ability to survive it will be reached in 2012, and will fry alive almost any living being on the face of the Earth. Forget about the skin cancer and the sunblock industry. Yeah, and in case you were egomaniacally pondering the idea of living underground the mole style, you are wrong. The humans or other living things are not the only ones the Sun affects. The increase and peak (if there will ever be a peak instead of the horrifyingly constant increase) will affect absolutely everything on the face of the Earth as well as the Earth itself. The effects are impossible to estimate, but among those will be tremendous earthquakes, tsunamis, atmosphere change, ocean and water supply change — well, practically every imaginable and a whole infinite bunch of unimaginable things will happen, each of them having the absolute capacity of kicking the human existence to null.
3. The Interstellar Cloud. The Earth has entered a sort of an interstellar cloud, which is caused by the increasingly agitated state of the Sun. This is an energy cloud that keeps cracking up the Earth’s magnetic field. The field that protects today this planet from the Sun’s radiation. But already there are huge holes in the field caused by the interstellar cloud, hence the growing skin cancer concern which was never an issue some twenty years ago. And not only cancer, the energy is so huge that it — being blind to the human suffers — could simply reverse the Earth’s North and South poles, which will... well, we won’t be there to know what it’ll do to the world. We’ll perish a thousand years before the reversal process will finish. Also, the process is already under its way, and will reach the critical to human existence point in 2012. Hello!
4. The Sixty Five Million Years Cycle. Many scientists, independent from each other, have researched and dug out data that at least three quarters of the Earth’s species are wiped out every sixty two to sixty five million years. It’s been sixty five million years since the last natural disaster put all the dinosaurs to extinction, so the time has come for us.
5. Yellowstone. The world’s most dangerous supervolcano, which coincidentally enough is in America, is predicted to erupt very soon, in 2012 most probably. The last time it erupted, by the way, it crudely ejaculated 218 cubic miles of ash into the atmosphere. If you’d like to know how much that is, then think of the entire United States mainland covered no less than three feet deep in soot and cinder. Merry Black 2012 Christmas.
The 2012 Rebirth Component
The 2012 rebirth idea is as fake, ignorant and egomaniac as the average human being’s need to love, be loved and have children. It is real as a belief, and megalomaniac as an incurable (and untreatable) psychiatric disease. The ignorant, the lying weak ones and the good type weak ones seem to be susceptible to it and suffering from it. Well, let them suffer, as long as it makes them happy. The truth, however, is that there will be no rebirth for the mankind. And if there were the rebirth, it would come as much a surprise as learning that, say, heroin is not addictive and that LSD proves that each human being is more than an animal and has a soul or anything similarly inestimable and spiritual. And that is not true.
It’s pretty funny to see so many people think that they are more than just lumps of flesh that need to eat at least three times a day, go to the toilet at least once a day, and blow their noses, and do other animal things, and at the same time say things like, “Love”, and “Soul mates”, and “I love my children”, and “I have a vision” etc, and then go back home, after an office job day, and feel they need someone warm next to them, and eat, and drink, and maybe smack some H or watch TV, and have some private space, and then go to sleep, and wake up in the morning, and eat again, and sleep, and fuck and do lots of other things the body feels necessary.
There will be no rebirth. George Orwell and many great philosophers and writers and whatnot tried hard to build a better society, a utopia probably, by making people live with each other in peace and freedom. Reconcile people with each other. Then there was the great LSD outburst that gave lots of people a fake idea, a hope, that they all might have something inside, something non-material and highly valuable, some inner world that’d put them on the same divine and otherwise inapproachable level with God (or whatever they believed was God), but it all turned out to be shallow and ruined many great minds like Aldous Huxley, who — on his deathbed — asked his wife to introduce him intramuscularly 100 mg of LSD. There were so many nice drugs — like LSD, STP, Mescaline, Psilocybin, MMDA, MDMA, a huge number of Shulgin substances — that had such big promise, that were such a great lead to what people considered to be a spiritual rebirth, and in the end none of those paid off. What we have today is ecstasy pills consumed in large amounts, and which are a combination of a small amount of various types of designer psychedelics, amphetamine and other dross substance to add the volume. A combination that lets you stay up and high for hours, and then you just go to sleep. There are no great awakenings or visions, psychedelics are just another recreational type of drug today and that’s about it.
There’s nothing inside a human being, all of it is outside and is condensed to the basic everyday needs. The ability to communicate with each other should not be confused with any spiritual essence that does not exist. If there had ever been any slightest possibility of the great awakening, it should have happened some half a century ago with the invention of LSD. But it didn’t happen, which is alright, because accepting the truth is better than having fake beliefs. What it is surprising actually is that so many people today still want to believe that there’s something more to their lives than flesh, and bones, and the hysterical need to eat, shit, and reproduce. Whereas accepting the notion of being animals would just lift so many social obligations and we could wander out there and fuck underage girls and just feel placid and nice and do whatever we want (which includes not having to worry about the Apocalypse).
Also, having so many wars and historical zoological examples of trying to survive by all means, how come so many of you still have that megalomania rotting out the heads? Well, it’s a disease.
So, what you need to know, accept and feel great and easy about is that there isn’t going to be any spiritual rebirth, we are all hollow and shallow animals, and it’s a fine and healthy understanding.
The Chance for the Parasites
“I had a vision of a way we could have no enemies ever again, if you’re interested in this. Anybody interested in hearing this? It’s kind of an interesting theory, and all we have to do is make one decisive act and we can rid the world of all our enemies at once. Here’s what we do. You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense every year? Trillions of dollars. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded... not one... we could all as one race explore outer space together in peace, for ever.” Bill Hicks, early 90s.
Needless to say that Bill Hicks loved us, loved all the human beings, even the evil ones (probably). What should be said, however, is that as much and big a notion as love is, there’s no such thing. What the whole idea of love is built upon is animal egoism. Egoism is the same material, the same substance from which both greed and cruel aggression, and the used to be eternal and perfect (but not anymore) wish to build a utopia are made. As well as a limitless multitude of other things ranging from child love to being a power freak. The much devoured by today LSD outburst of the sixties brought us nothing but the realization that the human being is as hollow as a garbage bin with no bottom, infinitely empty.
But defy me not, for the human being is still something that’s capable of thinking, there’s no way denying this and why would be any? (Rhetorical.)
So, now think. We — well, the stronger and evil ones together with the weaker types, who just observed, and pondered, or provided themselves as uneducated material and very often as cannon fodder — had enough brain to crap the Earth heavily and hop on the power train with the planet annihilation as its final stop. This is pretty smart actually and a great progress if you consider the long way the mankind has come from discovering fire to shooting a man up in the space.
And today the Earth it getting ready to shake us off by way of a great global catastrophe with lots of natural disasters to orchestrate it in the most luminous and hilarious way, and has quite a number of backup plans in case the first scenario (whichever it will be, we are only left to guess) does not work. Exterminate us like swarming parasites that we are, because enough is enough, and we’ve had our time, and the planet’s got weary and sick, and the doomsday is coming.
But, as blank in the meaning as we are, we are intellectual. We are capable of reproducing and multiplying like virus. History shows that in the most extreme and dangerous times we could all come together and act like one (whereas peace and placid life makes us stupid and disorderly).
And what could and should be done today, in the face of the Apocalypse, is to stop chasing the ever increasing objectives of consumerism, pull ourselves together and go straight to the outer space.
Well, honestly, we are addressing and appealing to the Jews, the Judeo-Masons and other rich and evil types (which are a minority compared to the first two groups) right now:
Please stop this insane race of consumerism and money stocking for one month. That’s all we need, just one month, and all the money you get in this month — spend it building huge space ships and put whomever you want on these ships (yourselves or the cannon fodder, whatever). Then shoot the ships in the outer space with one objective that is to find new planets easy to colonize and alien races easy to enslave. We still have enough time to pull this off. Imagine, we could spread out in the universe, subjugate, conquer, and subdue billions of other races, humanoid and non-humanoid, whatever, they could work for us, and we could spit on them and transfix them with white-hot nails and spikes just for fun, and do whatever we want, and be superior because we are mean, and cruel, and compassion is a form of egoism anyway, and we could have the infinite universe at our disposal, pollute it as much as we want, reproduce and multiply, and shit. We could leave the Earth for all the waste, turn it into a huge trash bin, or better clean it up, bring enslaved and oppressed aliens to cleanse this planet and shoot all the garbage up on Mars or some other unfortunate planet, and make the Earth pristine and leave it as the all universal Mecca for the illuminati, this great Israel type center of the tremendously infinite Universe. Fuck your Noah’s Ark Freedom Ship, who needs it today, when we have enough intellect and power to get bigger and more powerful than we have ever been, beyond epical. We beseech you, the richest and most evil ones, scale up and you will have the dividends, you will be rewarded like neither you nor your Baphomet have dreamed of. The entire endless Universe to waste, pollute, eat up, devour, consume, enslave, whatever you want — it will be yours!.. And all it takes is one month of your savings. All of you. Loosen your tight wallets up a bit for the great objective. If there has ever been a key moment in the history of the mankind, this moment is now.
