On Audacity

by Daniil Kharms

Al Jourgensen, the frontman of Ministry, has been afraid of dogs his whole life. Whenever he would be walking in the streets of Chicago or Frisco in his younger years and see a dog barking at him he’d be dead frightened and have knees shaking and hands trembling. The only way to deal with this fear was to get dead stoned and drag oneself right into the middle of a wild pack of homeless dogs. Colorado Frisco natives remember seeing Jourgensen wandering in the streets with his veins bleeding, eyes wide-blank and pupils pin-sized looking for stray dogs to defy them.

Eugene Hütz of Gogol Bordello is not afraid of dogs and says he’s never done drugs.

Both of them are brave fucking people.

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